Updates may fail due to the apt package being out-of-date.
wget http://security.ubuntu.com/
sudo dpkg -i apt_1.0.1ubuntu2.17_i386.deb
sudo do-release-upgrade (if this fails, download the next version of the apt package below)
wget http://security.ubuntu.com/
sudo dpkg -i dpkg_1.17.5ubuntu5.6_i386.deb